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DENIM & DIAMONDS PARTY
Radlett Parties present : BWFC SATURDAY 2nd APRIL 2016
Theme “Black, Free and Beautiful”
We have listened to your pleas that BWFC event here at Radlett be on a Saturday night so due to popular demand the next date is Saturday 2nd April 2016. This is a classy event for all couples and single males who appreciate the beauty and intelligence of black women. Dress code is ‘Come dressed to impress’, including sexy lingerie, stockings and basquesfor women. Guys: smart attire onlystrictly no jeans, teeshirts, baseball hats or trainers..you will be turned away if not suitably dressed. Free rum punch for early arrivals. ..cocktail bar (optional – bring your own if you prefer), DJ, heated covered swimming pool, hot tub, saunaclassy playrooms and dungeons.sex toys encouraged on premises, bring your own. Free parking Hot Caribbean cuisine
Message me at Janet@radlettparties.net or 07952 335811 to be put on our guest list. Single guys will be vetted. If you belong to any swinger sites, please give which one and your profile name.
Stop Press – Platinum parties to continue . The committee has had an anxious wait since passing all salient data to The Force. He was concerned that 120 man hours preparation had generated only 81 attendees – 1.5 hours each. The Force just awakened from cogitation to announce that Platinum may may proceed. He was swayed by the number of people who were ‘blown away’ by the format. He has asked for some support in return. We thank all those who did get their priorities right that night and ask them mercilessly to hunt down any of their friends who did not and shame them into committing to the next one on 13 th February 2016. These are your parties – take up the cause!
Themes for 2016. These have now all been set. We will release these a month in advance throughout the year so that smart arses can ’t cheat by spending months in preparation .
Bwfc (black women ’s fan club) . The interrelationship between venues, hosts and names etc. isn ’ t always easy to grasp. We take calls every week asking about bmfc because we broadcast their parties at our venue. Janet has responded to many of her black girl friends asking to have a bwfc to mirror Helen ’s bmfc. To spare Helen too much reciprocal phone traffic, we confirm here that all queries on bwfc should be directed to Janet at Radlett Parties.
Tyson Brown. Tyson is enjoying a drift from performer to reveller and is launching this new double role at our nye. Watch this six-pack!
New Year’s Eve. A last minute reminder that we are now at 120 committed to this red carpet black tie do so just a few spaces left. Single ladies suggested contribution a mere £20. £10 discound for pre-payers. Doors open from 9pm until 11:45. If this cuts across what’s possible for you, drop us an email. Contribution from surplus to charity and there will be a low key opportunity to buy raffle tickets for three prizes. We expect personal drinks to overflow the large drinks cooler and have made provision for that. There will again be a tied down pen with sticky labels so your moet isn’t mistaken for someone else’s.
1st anniversary of Playgrounds with Radlett Parties. This will be on 23 rd January when we will be repeating the school disco that kicked off the phenomenal double act a year previous.
Barricading doors. Some other venues have been purpose built as brothels, enabling people to commandeer rooms selfishly to the exclusion of others. If each couple insisted on that we could permit a maximum of 4 couples – then we would get complaints that there was insufficient selection. Barricading is selfish and wrecks paintwork and furniture. The better way forward is to engender proper behaviours that enable people to enjoy an influx of different people into a room. If fate has been unkind to the extend that you find yourself the sexual target of the one ugly person who comes here each year, hurry him or her to the black room where your secret should remain hidden from general view! We plan to lock some doors in the open position to encourage this attitude migration.
Photography. What a difference a year makes! One year ago our optional official photographer was afforded leper status. The few pictures he was encouraged to take trickled into the gallery that can be seen online with a result that newbies were attracted in their droves such that the trickle has become a torrent with disgruntled revellers remonstrating that their photos are not pride of place in the gallery. Be assured of the following matters. No picture is taken without the permission of all in the frame. Permission can be subsequently withdrawn. Low light or photographer’s overworked wrist leading to camera shake render some photos of insufficient quality to exhibit. Some are demanding to see their infamy just a few hours after the party. Sorry, but we have other workloads so a fortnight is more likely.
Radlett Parties and Playgrounds tie the knot. This is the first newsletter being sent jointly to all The Playgrounds and Radlett Parties people so we should offer a brief history of the relationship. Radlett Parties has attracted revellers from all habitable continents for years during which the vibrancy of hospitality waxed and waned with the energy and constitution of its organising committee. Rod and Jackie ventured to their first swinging party here in 2014 and proposed being the energy behind a strong theme programme during 2015.
Their phenomenal drive and creativity have complemented the existing facilities to generate a year of superlative reviews and thereby rising attendances. Last month the four of us entered into an exclusive commitment to work together for the greater good of the revelling community, so that the bulk of parties here will henceforth be termed Playgrounds at Radlett Parties. Both web sites will continue to exist, but with Playgrounds majoring on themes and up to the minute graphics while Radlett parties concentrates on the venue.
Our heartfelt thanks to all those who have assisted with this great success, especially the team of helpers.
Platinum parties to continue. The committee has had an anxious wait since passing all salient data to The Force. He was concerned that 120 man hours preparation had generated only 81 attendees – 1.5 hours each. The Force just awakened from cogitation to announce that January’s may proceed. He was swayed by the number of people who were ‘blown away’ by the format. He has asked for some support in return. We thank all those who did get their priorities right that night and ask them mercilessly to hunt down any of their friends who did not and shame them into committing to the next one on 9th January 2016. These are your parties – take up the cause!
Theme: all themes here are optional to accommodate the shy and those without time/blood sugars to be bothered. However an increasing number do join in and seem the happier for it .
New website. One reason the website was sometimes a little in arrears was that the content management system we used was vintage. The new site has pretty much the same universally approved content but is much easier to update and gives much improved statistics. Well into 3 figures of visitors to the site each day have already represented most continents.
BBC 3 Counties interview. For those missed 10 am on Friday 7/2/14, BBC have put some of the video interview to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkuA35X8D4&feature=share&list=UU1Il0X5sERN_g8bEizUgahg . Thanks to all of you who phoned in to kick into touch those sad repressives who were ‘stomach-churned’ by the prospect of having to let their hair down.
Filling the parties. We have learned to bite our lips when urgent new revellers phone up to ask ‘will there be enough people there to make it worth my while?’ In case anyone out there sees it as our responsibility to pack our home out on party nights, herewith the history. We used to throw one or at most two parties a year. With a week or so to the next party crowds of people who I had no recall of having met would shake my hand as if we were good friends and ask us to throw them weekly. I underlined politely that the expense would exhaust us so people offered to cover costs. The compromise was to entertain monthly with guests either helping with repairs or making a contribution.
The average gap between attendances was then 1.1 months. It is now nearly 12 months! I have several directorships and have (when it suits me) intermittent asperger’s syndrome, making me provocatively disinterested in human interaction (excepting riveting and/or undressed women). Janet more than compensates with her garrulousness but is gone 13 hours a day to a demanding job in London. Thus we are not well placed to market. Sorry reveller s. If the parties here aren’t packed enough for you then YOU do some marketing. Invite at least one new couple each month to join you. Bring your sister(s).
Show your secretaries the web site. Swamp the chat rooms with your experiences. Send us reference notes which we will anonymise then post to the site . Offer to take over the twitter and face book maintenance. Remember that over 70% of active adults would enjoy this, but leave any uglies you know for the other venues!
House works. Think of Radlett parties as a type of (gentile!) kibbutz. Make and mend is recognised as a valuable contribution. One of our revellers is working on a plan to save the pool enclosure from the nearby wall which leans ever more worryingly. Tiles were blown off the roof in recent gales. Anyone up to putting them back? TV aerial specialists also please declare yourselves. Tree pruners for the orchard?
Gazebo replaces grape vine. A 30 hour bonfire put paid to the last remnants of the 25 year old vine. Smokers have been treated to the most robust gazebo Amazon had to offer. The shame is that our worst storm arrived the night after it was assembled so the intervening month has been spent doing the engineering necessary to reinstate the upturned mangled wreckage of the morning after. More engineering has improved the structure further since last month.
Asians. We do our best to be inclusive of all demographics regardless of race or creed, but you will see from one of the reference letters that Asians need to work a bit harder following her observations:
Hi Richard and Janet
I had a mind blowing experience last Friday! Thank you so much for offering such a wonderful opportunity for people you don’t even know. I enjoyed the food, met nice people and some sexy people:-) It was great.
I thought I ought to let you know one little episode that I didn’t like. There was a moment when I was not very active and I thought I’d go upstairs and watch the film. While I was in the room alone, two Indian guys came in and locked the door behind them. They then asked me to have a 3some. I said no and they insisted until I shouted and left the room. They should not have locked the door without asking me. I found that offensive and threatening. Although I had no doubt if I had shouted people outside the door would come to my rescue and you would have thrown those two guys out with no mercy.
I will make sure that I won’t find myself in a room on my own again.
Indians used to be the good guys, not to be confused with the Muslims with their duplicitous division of women into their ‘own domestic breeding receptacles and ‘fallen infidel trash’. However the above experience does remind us of some of the noxious headlines coming out of the sub-continent: girl gang raped to death on a bus; village elders arrested for gang raping a girl who fell in love outside the village. That weirdo (madguru I think was his name ) who wrote on fab swingers that radlett was a ‘con’ because you had not supplied (in his view) enough women that fancied him the night he went serves to underline that Indians need to lift their act if we are not going to shun venues that admit them. I know you work hard to be inclusive at your venue, but surely enough is enough?
Hot tub still incapacitated. The organising committee are pleased to announce radlett is running a full service on all facilities this weekend except the hot tub. The pool is scheduled to be very warm on Friday and Saturday – think of it as a big steam room. Sauna is fully operational. However, the hot tub remains difficult to access as it is impaled by the pergola grape vine which collapsed last month in a severe gale. The plan is to crop some 100 Kg of grapes when they fully ripen. Shortly afterwards the leaves will fall, reducing the weight of the vine by about a ton. We need virgins to trample the grapes but they are in short supply. Then we can chainsaw the residue to conduct a rebuild. Vines recover quickly so by the end of next summer it will look similar except for the vine branches that will be much smaller than their current 10cm diameter .
Girls on the pull. Ladies are increasingly grasping that going out on the pull can be a high budget affair that gives little prospect of the carnal outcome that high drive ladies need. So if you know any hen nights or ladies who are unnecessarily blowing a big slice of their disposable income on nightclub bar prices, send them to this web site! We get up to 70 guys applying for places and if girls express a preferred type we can ensure their needs are met amongst the guys admitted.
And more serious still?
We used to discourage singles who imagined these parties might lead to encouplement. That was ill-thought through. We can think of at least four couples together for over a decade who met here, and Janet has been a regular after dropping in many years ago. We know of several ladies with longer term ambitions who threaten to dabble. I’ll say no more.
Anything for the weekend madam? We always thought it a bit cheeky when people asked if we provided ‘safety measures’. Having just realised we have probably accumulated over a kilogram of the little chaps this may have been a trifle myopic on our part. If you are not sticklers for date codes and do not hold us responsible for any outcome not to your liking, we have ‘safety measures’ on hand until further notice.
Couples/singles reminder. Couples (the guy arriving no earlier than and leaving no later than his partner) and single ladies are welcome at Friday and Saturday parties without needing to book. Single guys are welcome on Fridays only and do need to touch base with us to make sure we don’t get overloaded events that can be off putting for them and couples. It helps if couples and single ladies tell us if they plan to come on Friday so we can get an appropriate male interest for them. If you have any unusual profile for preferred types of guy, tell us in advance and we will do our best to accommodate you.
Erotic Art. A long standing and dear friend has artistic talent and has turned her hand to erotic art. For the time being she has opted to allow these to be used as decoration at the parties here. She has agreed to email us photos and prices for them should anyone be interested in adorning their own homes.
Lockable rooms. We have hitherto operated an unlockable door policy because:
ours is a family home and not to be rearchitectured in support of those trying to avoid the expense of a hotel
it is mainly uglies who are concerned at being watched and radlett does not attract such and is happy to leave it that way
Arithmetic suggests that if every couple demanded privacy they would average 2mins 32seconds each – precipitating countless delecto interupti!
radlett did not wish to be a venue where pre-arranged meets bypass the social interaction just for a cheap hotel room.
Lockable rooms seem to us to be on the slippery slope to a brothel which is absolutely a no-no
finding a room locked in one’s face will remind guests of the ‘clickiness’ so hated at the venues that do have lockable doors.
Lockable rooms would seem to undo the much praised effort we put into getting people to know each other.
Lockable rooms facilitate and empower those with inflexible racial preferences
however, one of our organising committee has sought out the opinions of the ‘locked door’ afficionados and has become persuaded that more people will join us if we offer lockable doors than will be put off. we chair an inclusive committee that listens to suggestions, so are going to test this with an experimental exception for April.
We will be dedicating a security function between midnight and 3am to enable bedroom 3 to be prebooked for reasonable lengths of time. we will assess afterwards how many extra people joined us and how many stayed away. The overall success of this will be reviewed and draped cabins may be introduced into the other half of the loft depending on the results. carpenters please step forward.
Additionally, the changing hut by the pool has been ‘cosified’, had blinds added and can be locked for reasonable periods. please let us know what you think about lockable rooms. your views are much more credible in writing than by word of mouth. thanks in anticipation.
Party times. Being amateurs, we often get in a panic because we are not completely ready at 9.30pm when a couple of early guests arrive.
Very few arrive before 10pm, so from April we ask guests to plan to arrive after 10am and we will not guarantee to be ready before then. On Fridays, the dj normally plays until around 4am and we would ask those who have not pre-booked some sleeping space to take that as the end of the party and plan to leave to give us space for a quick rest before starting on saturday’s party.
Thanks for your cooperation